Tired of the long delays in flight travel due those Transportation Security Administration idiots who force you to be groped, or radiated with body scanners? Feel violated knowing that some stranger dressed in a blue cop uniform is going to stick his glove down into your crotch to feel for weapons? Feel even more disgusted to know that the same stranger’s glove has been down the pants of others, both male and female, and that it’s spreading bacteria from them to you, and from you to the next person? Did you hear about the TSA employee masturbating as he watched young men walk through the scanners?